Subject: FW: Fwd: FW: Our George!!
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George W. Bush meets with the Queen of England.
He asks her,"Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are
there any tips you can give to me?"
"Well," says the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself
with intelligent people."
Bush frowns, "But how do I know the people around me are
really intelligent?"
The Queen takes a sip of tea, "Oh, that's easy. You just ask them to answer
an intelligence riddle."
The Queen pushes a button on her intercom. "Please ask Mr. Blair to join
us. Thank you."
Tony Blair walks into the room. "Yes, your majesty?"
The Queen smiles. "Answer me this, please,
Tony. Your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother and it
is not your sister. Who is it?"
Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answers,"That would be me."
"Yes! Very good," says the Queen.
Back at the White House, Bush asks to speak with Attorney General John
Ashcroft.
"John, answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child. It's
not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"
"I'm not sure," says Ashcroft. "Let me get back to you on that
one."
John Ashcroft goes to his advisors and asks every one, but none can give
him an answer.
Finally, he ends up in the men's room and recognises Colin Powell's shoes
in the next stall.
John shouts, "Colin! Can you answer this for me? Your mother and father
have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"
Colin Powell yells back, "That's easy. It's me!"
John Ashcroft smiles. "Thanks!"
Ashcroft goes back to the Oval Office to speak with Bush. "Say, I did some
research and I have the answer to that riddle. It's Colin Powell."
Bush gets up, stomps over to John Ashcroft, and angrily yells into his
face,
"No, you idiot! It's Tony Blair!!!
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