Oh, boy! can you imagine what This would do to our genealogy searches if
the age rolled back as well??? Sally
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From: Honey V Vartabedian <havanap(a)juno.com>
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Sent: Tuesday, May 22, 2001 1:01 PM
Subject: Amish Elevator
>> An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall.
>> They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but
>especially by two
>shiny,
>> silver walls that could move apart and then slide back
>together
>again.
>> The boy asked, "What is this, Father?"
>> The father (never having seen an elevator) responded
>"Son, I have
>never
>seen
>> anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."
>> While the boy and his father were watching with
>amazement, a fat old
>lady
>in
>> a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a
>button.
>The
>walls
>> opened and the lady rolled between them into a small
>room. The walls
>closed
>> and the boy and his father watched the small circular
>numbers above
>the
>> walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch
>until it reached
>the
>> last number and then the numbers began to light in the
>reverse order.
>> Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous,
>voluptuous 24 year
>old
>> blonde woman stepped out. The father, not taking his eyes
>off the
>young
>> woman, said quietly to his son ...
>> "Go get your mother".
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