Two women are walking home after a girlie night out. They are very drunk
and the walk home is taking some time due to their intoxicated state.
Eventually, they find themselves desperate for a wee. At that particular
moment, they are passing a church and decide to go behind the headstones
in the graveyard. As they finish they both realize they have nothing to
'freshen-up' with so the first woman decides to use her knickers and
then throw them away.
The second woman is wearing very expensive underwear and is reluctant >to
lose them, when she notices a new grave nearby with lots of fresh
flowers, amongst which is a very lavish bouquet with a thick soft
ribbon. 'Just the job' she decides and without another thought, duly
drags the bouquet over and uses the ribbon to dry herself. Their task
completed, the women continue staggering home.
Next morning, the husband of the first woman phones the husband of the
second. " We need to keep an eye on our wives. Mine came home with no
knickers on last night!"
"You think you've got problems" exclaims the second husband "My wife
came home last night with a card stuck up her @rse that said, "We'll
Never Forget You - From All the Lads at the Fire Station"