In case you are thinking of driving a car in Tokyo, the following might be
WORDS OF ADVICE TO MOTORISTS
From an English language newspaper in Tokyo
At the rise of the hand of policemen, stop rapidly. Do not pass him or
otherwise disrespect him. When a passenger of the foot hove in sight,
tootle to him melodiously at first.
If he still obstacles your passage, tootle him with vigour and express by
word of mouth the warning, 'Hi, hi.'
Beware the wandering horse, that he shall not take fright as you pass him.
Do not explode the exhaust box at him. Go soothingly by, or stop by the
roadside till he pass away.
Give big space to the festive dog that make sport in the roadway. Avoid
entanglement of dog with your wheel spokes.
Go soothingly on the grease-mud, as there lurk the skid demon.
Press the brake of foot as you roll round the corners to save the collapse