Acuff-cousin John Shroeder, sent this to me. I had a right-smart good laugh
from it <wink>. Enjoy!
LOG ON: -- Makin the woodstove hotter.
LOG OFF: -- Don't add no more wood.
MONITOR: -- Keep an eye on that woodstove.
DOWNLOAD: -- Gettin the farwood ofn the truck.
MEGA HERTZ: -- When yer not keerful gettin that farwood downloaded.
FLOPPY DISK: -- Whatcha git from tryin to carry too much farwood.
RAM: -- That thar thang whut splits the farwood.
HARD DRIVE: -- Gittin up t'hill t'home in the winter time.
PROMPT: -- Whut the mail ain't in the winter time.
WINDOWS:-- Whut to shut when it's cold outside.
SCREEN: -- Whut to shut when it's blak fly season.
BYTE: -- Whut them dang flys do.
CHIP: -- Munchies for the TV.
MICRO CHIP: -- Whuts left in the munchie bag.
INFRARED: -- Whur the left over munchies go (Fred eats em).
MODEM: -- Whatcha did to the hay fields.
DOT MATRIX: -- Ol Dan Matrix's wife.
LAP TOP : -- Where the kitty sleeps.
KEYBOARD: -- Whur ya hang the dang keys.
SOFTWARE: -- Them dang plastik forks and knifs.
MOUSE: -- What eats the grain in the barn.
MAIN FRAME: -- Holds up the barn ruf.
PORT: -- Fancy Flatlander wine.
ENTER: -- Northern fer "c'mon in ya'll."
RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY: -- When ya cain't member whut ya paid for yer
new rifle when yore wife asks.