October 31, 2005
Dear Ms. & Escorts
You are cordially invited to a dinner dance sponsered by the
National Cemetery Assosiation, at your nearest Gravediggers Ballroon on
October 31, 2005.
Music and Entertainment by the Skeleton Sisters singing their hits
such as "Baby It's Dark Down Here" and "Those Bone Connections".
Also a special appearance by the Bone Brothers singing their hits
such as "Waht's it Like Down Yonder" and "Who Shoveled the Dirt"
Dress is formal, dinner served at eight and dancing from sundown to
sunup. Please contact your local association for tickets. Please hurry as
our supply is limited.
Hope to see you there
Your Local Undertakers Association