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Subject: Sing a Bush song...
The Kennebunkport Hillbilly
> (sung to the tune of The Beverly Hillbillies Theme Song)
> Come and listen to my story 'bout a boy name Bush.
> His IQ was zero and his head was up his tush.
> He drank like a fish while he drove all about.
> But that didn't matter 'cuz his daddy bailed himout.
> DUI, that is. Criminal record. Cover-up.
> Well, the first thing you know little Georgie goes to Yale.
> He can't spell his name but they never let him fail.
> He spends all his time hangin' out with student folk.
> And that's when he learns how to snort a line of coke.
> Blow, that is. White gold. Nose candy.
> The next thing you know there's a war in Vietnam.
> Kin folks say, "George, stay at home with Mom."
> Let the common people get maimed and scarred.
> We'll buy you a spot in the Texas Air Guard.
> Cushy, that is. Country clubs. Nose candy.
> Twenty years later George gets a little bored.
> He trades in the booze, says that Jesus is his Lord.
> He said, "Now the White House is the place I wanna be."
> So he called his daddy's friends and they called the GOP.
> Gun owners, that is. Falwell. Jesse Helms.
> Come November 7, the election ran late.
> Kin folks said "Jeb, give the boy your state!"
> "Don't let those colored folks get into the polls."
> So they put up barricades so they couldn't punch their holes.
> Chads, that is. Duval County. Miami-Dade.
> Before the votes were counted five Supremes stepped in.
> Told all the voters "Hey, we want George to win."
> "Stop counting votes!" was their solemn invocation.
> And that's how George finally got his coronation.
> Rigged, that is. Illegitimate. No moral authority.
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