After living in a remote wilderness all his life, an old
codger decided it was time to visit the big city. In one
of the stores he picks up a mirror and looks in it. Not
knowing what it was, he remarked, "How about that!
Here's a picture of my daddy."
He bought the 'picture', but on the way home he remembered
his wife, Lizzy, didn't like his father. So he hung it in
the barn, and every morning before leaving for the fields,
he would go there and look at it.
Lizzy began to get suspicious of these many trips to the
barn. One day after her husband left, she searched the barn
and found the mirror.
As she looked into the glass, she fumed, "So that's the
old gal he's runnin' after."