* HOW WELL
DOES COLD WATER CLEAN?
A man went to visit his 90 year old
grandfather in a secluded, rural area of the state. After spending
night, his grandfather prepared breakfast for him consisting of eggs and
bacon. He noticed a film-like substance on his plate and he
questioned his grandfather ....are these plates clean? His
grandfather replied.... those plates are as clean as cold water can get
them so go on and finish your meal. That afternoon, while eating the
hamburgers his grandfather made for lunch, he noticed tiny specks
around the edge of this plate, and a substance that looked like dried
egg yolks...so he asked again......are you sure these plates are
clean? Without looking up from his hamburger, the grandfather
says.....I told you before, those dishes are as clean as cold water
can get them, now don't ask me about it anymore! Later that
afternoon, he was on his way out to get dinner in a nearby town. As he
was leaving, Grandfather's dog started to growl and would not let him
pass.... Grandfather, your dog won't let me out. Without
diverting his attention from the football game he was watching,
Grandfather shouted, COLDWATER, GET OUT OF THE WAY!
--- David Young
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