the UFO chromosome
by Phyllis Miller Fleming
If this hasn't come across your desk and you need a laugh -- please read!
> WERE YOUR ANCESTORS BEAMED DOWN BY ALIENS? NEW DNA EVIDENCE.
>
> Copyright 2000 by Fredric Z. Saunders
>
> Scientists at The National Academy for the Study of UFO's have recently
> confirmed the existence of the "UFO chromosome." While most genealogists
are
> aware of the x chromosome, passed from one female generation to the next,
> and the y chromosome, from which it is possible to determine descent in
an
> uninterrupted male lineage from a common ancestor, the "UFO chromosome"
had
> previously been only speculation. Working with DNA recovered from the
aliens
> of the Roswell, New Mexico crash, the scientists have discovered the "UFO
> chromosome" is also present in some humans. This discovery confirms that
> aliens have been breeding with humans for centuries, and beaming their
> progeny back to earth.
>
> For the "low" price of $10,000, they will test your DNA to see if you
> possess the "UFO chromosome." While the test will not tell WHICH ancestor
> had the "UFO chromosome," there are several ways to identify that
ancestor.
>
> For those ancestors to conceal their identity:
>
> 1. They moved every few years, never spending long at one location.
>
> 2. They were the only person of that surname in the county.
>
> 3. The county clerk who was also an alien, assured that your ancestor's
> marriage bond would "accidentally" be lost, their deeds set aside and
never
> recorded, and their entire probate file would turn up "missing" even
though
> indexes say it once existed.
>
> 4. The census taker would either not list them, OR he would list them
twice,
>
> with sleight differences, causing quarrels among descendants whether they
> are the same person or not.
>
> 5. The family Bible was sent "west" with the youngest unmarried
daughter,
> where she married a "Mr. Smith."
>
> 6. The family cemetery was sold to outsiders, who used the headstones to
> make a sidewalk.
>
> 7. The church they joined did not believe in recording vital statistics.
>
> 8. They started rumors of how they were related to someone famous,
causing
> descendants to search the wrong family.
>
> 9. They started rumors of how they were born in England, arrived in
> Virginia
> with two brothers (one of whom was born in France, the other in Sweden).
To
> conceal their identity, one brother moved to Georgia, the other to Maine,
> while they remained in Virginia.
>
> 10. And, when all else failed and they were about to be discovered, the
> county court house would "accidentally" burn.
>
> If you can prove your ancestor was beamed down by aliens, Halbert's of
Bath,
> Ohio has recently prepared a family history of the Alien family, complete
> with the Alien coat of arms, which you will be proud to display over your
> fireplace.