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From: Bob Gootee [mailto:bobgootee71@comcast.net]
Sent: Thursday, October 06, 2005 12:12 PM
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Bob Gootee; Carol Scherer; Carolyn Goodie; Claude Gootee; Gail McGilvery;
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Subject: FW: FW: Bear Catcher
Bev
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A man wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof. So he looks
> in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for
"Bear
> Removers."
> He calls the number, and the bear remover says he'll be over in 30
> minutes.
> The bear remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He's got a
> ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull.
> "What are you going to do," the homeowner asks?
>
> "I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm going
> to go up there and knock the bear off the roof with this baseball
> bat.
> When the bear falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his
> testicles and not let go.
> The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage
in
> the back of the van."
> He hands the shotgun to the homeowner.
>
> "What's the shotgun for?" asks the homeowner.
>
> "If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog."