You're locked in a room with a rattlesnake, Sadaam Hussein, and an attorney.
Unfortunately, you only have two bullets in your gun. What do you do?
Shoot the attorney twice!
At 09:54 PM 12/31/97 -0800, you wrote:
Spoken like a true Cattleman!......
-----Original Message-----
From: Sam Cline <scline(a)hoosierweb.org>
To: INDYTALK-L(a)rootsweb.com <INDYTALK-L(a)rootsweb.com>
Date: Wednesday, December 31, 1997 7:54 PM
Subject: Re: Happy New Year
>Mary had a little lamb
>it's fleece was white as snow
>and everywhere that Mary went
>she smelled like sheep manure!
>
>
>Fred Finkbiner wrote:
>>
>> What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?
>>
>> Not enough sand.
>>
>> At 09:32 PM 12/31/97 -0800, you wrote:
>> >Oh he's after those lawyers.....
>> >
>> >
>> >-----Original Message-----
>> >From: Fred Finkbiner <fred(a)ticz.com>
>> >To: INDYTALK-L(a)rootsweb.com <INDYTALK-L(a)rootsweb.com>
>> >Date: Wednesday, December 31, 1997 7:32 PM
>> >Subject: Re: Happy New Year
>> >
>> >
>> >>How do you save a drowning lawyer?
>> >> Take your foot off his head.
>> >>
>> >>
>> >>What does a crooked lawyer and a sneaky politician make?
>> >>
>> >>Chelsea
>> >>
>> >>Later...........Fred
>> >>
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>> >
>> >
>> >
>> Later...........Fred
>>
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>
Later...........Fred
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