I found this elsewhere. I thought it was funny:
While I was working for a photo-finishing company, we received
a reprint order for an old black-and-white photograph of a man
milking a cow. The man was sitting behind the cow, and all
that was visible of him were his legs and feet. A note
accompanying the order read: "This is the only picture I have
of my great-grandfather. Please move the cow so I can see what
he looked like."
Patrick
BTW: Mary Ann and Nancy (SC's and list goddesses) can you change
my address on COGen and KYGen to patrick(a)migrations.org? I am
sick of yahoo mail bouncing me off lists (although it is a welcome
break from all of the national lists, I only have to read the
state-coord lists and the Daily Board Show to really know what is
going on anyway). I will continue to use gsdownr(a)geocities.com on
my county sites for the moment (until I have time and patience to
change it in a million places). Please let me know when this
change is accomplished. Thank you.