Sherene,
Would you believe, he got the loan. I saw him and his boat in Bermuda.
Believe it or not.
Harold
----- Original Message -----
From: Sherene Chapman-Good <starr2(a)ix.netcom.com>
To: <CHAPMAN-L(a)rootsweb.com>
Sent: Sunday, April 25, 1999 9:47 AM
Subject: [CHAPMAN-L] Fw:
>
>A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her
>name plate that the tellers name is Patricia Whack. So he says, "Ms.
>Whack, I'd like to get a loan to buy a boat and go on a long vacation."
>Patti looks at the frog in disbelief and asks how much he wants to
>borrow.
>The frog says $30,000. The teller asks his name and the frog says it's
>Kermit Jagger and that it's okay -- he knows the bank manager. Patti
>explains that $30,000 is a substantial amount of money and that he will
>need to secure some collateral against the loan. She asks if he has
>anything to use as collateral.
> "Sure," the frog says. "I have this." He produces a tiny pink
>porcelain elephant about half an inch tall.
> Very confused, Ms Whack explains that she'll have to consult the Bank
>manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and
>says: "There's a frog out there called Kermit Jagger who claims to know
>you and wants to borrow $30,000. And he wants to use this as
>collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean
>what the heck is this?" So the bank manager looks at her and says:
>
> (are you ready?)
>
> "It's a Knick Knack, Patti Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old
man's
>a
> Rolling Stone."
>
>
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