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Subject: Fw: Think You Are Having A Bad Day?
Date: Sat, 25 Sep 1999 09:46:39 -0500
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> From: jimbnorm(a)vzinet.com
> To: llja(a)aol.com; marciagilbert(a)rocketmail.com
> Subject: Fwd: Think You Are Having A Bad Day?
> Date: Wednesday, September 22, 1999 10:40 AM
>
> >
> >> STILL THINK YOU'RE HAVING A BAD DAY? THINK AGAIN.
> >> The following is taken from a Florida newspaper:
> >>
> >> A man was working on his motorcycle on his patio and his wife was in
> >the house in
> >> the kitchen. The man was racing the engine on the motorcycle, and
> >somehow,
> >> the motorcycle slipped into gear. The man, still holding the
> >handlebars,
> >> was dragged through a glass patio door and along with the motorcycle
> >dumped
> >> onto the floor inside the house.
> >>
> >> The wife, hearing the crash, ran into the dining room, and found her
> >husband laying
> >> on the floor, cut and bleeding, the motorcycle laying next to him and
> >the
> >> patio door shattered. The wife ran to the phone and summoned an
> >ambulance.
> >> Because they lived on a fairly large hill, the wife went down the
> >several
> >> flights of long steps to the street to direct the paramedics to her
> >> husband. After the ambulance arrived, and transported the husband to
> >the
> >> hospital, the wife uprighted the motorcycle, and pushed it outside.
> >>
> >> Seeing that gas had spilled on the floor, the wife obtained some
papers
> >towels,
> >> blotted up the gasoline, and threw the towels in the toilet. The
> >husband was
> >> treated at the hospital, and was released to come home. After arriving
> >home,he
> >> looked at the shattered patio door and the damage done to his
> >motorcycle.
> >> He became despondent, went into the bathroom, sat on the toilet and
> >smoked a
> >> cigarette. After finishing the cigarette, he flipped it between his
> >legs
> >> into the toilet bowl while still seated. The wife, who was in the
> >kitchen,
> >> heard a loud explosion and her husband screaming.
> >>
> >> She ran into the bathroom and found her husband lying on the floor.
> >His
> >> trousers had been blown away and he was suffering burns on the
> >buttocks,
> >> the back of his legs and his groin. The wife again ran to the phone
> >and
> >> called for an ambulance. The same ambulance crew was dispatched, and
> >the
> >> wife met them at the street. The paramedics loaded the husband on the
> >> stretcher and began carrying him to the street. While they were going
> >down
> >> the stairs to the street accompanied by the wife, one of the
paramedics
> >> asked the wife how the husband had burned himself. She told them and
> >the
> >> paramedics started laughing so hard, one of them tipped the stretcher
> >and
> >> dumped the husband out. He fell down the remaining flight of steps
and
> >> broke his arm.
> >>
> >> Now THAT is a bad day...
> >
> >
> >
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