But, no matter. I couldn't resist. Disown me if you must.
Subject: PRAYER FOR STRESS.........(shouldn't that be, to
relieve stress?)
God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change.
Courage to change the things I cannot accept.
Wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill today because
they pissed me off.
And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today, as
they may be connected to the ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me to always give 100% at work . . .
12% on Monday,
23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday,
20% on Thursday, and 5% on Friday.
And help me to remember that . . . when I am having a really
bad day, and it seems like people are trying to piss me off,
that it takes 42 muscles to frown, but only 4
to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me.
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