A man was walking home alone one night when he heard "BUMP ...
BUMP ...BUMP ..." behind him. Walking faster, he looked back and
made out the image of an upright coffin banging its way down the
middle of the street toward him, "BUMP ...BUMP... BUMP..." The
man began to run toward his home, and the coffin bounced after
him faster and faster, "BUMPBUMPBUMP." He ran up to his door,
fumbled with his keys, opened the door, rushed in, and locked it
behind him. The coffin crashed through his door, with its lid
clapping BUMP BUMP BUMP on the heels of the terrified man. The
man rushed upstairs to the bathroom and locked himself in, heart
pounding. With a CRASH, the coffin broke down the door and came
slowly toward him. Screaming, the man reached for something,
anything ... but all he could find was a box of cough drops,
which he threw at the coffin ... and the coffin stopped.
Lori