Please forgive me, I really know better. I guess I just hit the wrong button. I will be
more careful from now on. I am so sorry.
Carolyn
Carolyn Clark <csclark01(a)sbcglobal.net> wrote:
Date: Wed, 7 Dec 2005 16:31:06 -0800 (PST)
From: Carolyn Clark <csclark01(a)sbcglobal.net>
To: CARTER-L(a)rootsweb.com
Subject: [CARTER-L] Fwd: Fw: Poor Mans Security System
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How To Install a Poor-man's Security System:
Go to a second-hand store, buy a pair of men's used work boots
a really big pair. Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of
Guns and Ammo magazine. Put a dog dish beside it. A really big dog dish.
Leave a note on your front door that says something like:
"Bubba, big Mike and I have gone to get more ammunition - back in a ½ hr.
Don't disturb the pitbulls - they just been de-wormed."
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