Why some men have dogs and not wives:
1. The later you are,
the more excited your
dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs don't notice
if you call them by
another dog's name.
3. Dogs like it if you
leave a lot of things
on the floor.
4. A dog's parents
never visit.
5. Dogs agree that
you have to raise
your voice to get
your point across.
6. You never have to
wait for a dog;
they're ready to go
24 hours a day.
7. Dogs find you
amusing when
you're drunk.
8. Dogs like to go
hunting and fishing.
9. A dog will not
wake you up at
night to ask,
"If I died, would you
get another dog?"
10. If a dog has
babies, you can
put an ad in the
paper and give
them away.
11. A dog will let
you put a studded
collar on it without
calling you a pervert.
12. If a dog smells
another dog on you,
they don't get mad.
They just think it's
interesting
14. If a dog leaves,
it won't take
half of your stuff.