Normally I don't like to have an off the topic subject posted on a genealogy list but
in this case I can't resist.
Subject: Premier Dung from GWB
To: Premier Dung
From: President Bush
The United States is truly sorry that your nation is not
capable of training your pilots to fly without striking other
aircraft. We are also sorry that you people lack the honor to
respect the international laws governing collision avoidance
between aircraft when flying in international airspace. We
further regret that you cannot be trusted to respect the
integrity of sovereign aircraft forced at gun point to land on
your soil after your inept pilot forced a collision. We truly
regret the state of incompetence demonstrated by the
People's Dictatorship of China.
That being said, you are holding our servicemen hostage,
illegally. You are holding our aircraft, illegally.I am sorry to
inform you that all your Ambassadors, aides, businessmen,
and students currently residing in the United States will have
their visas revoked at midnight tonight. I am also sorry to
inform you that all Chinese assets in the United States are
frozen. I am sorry to inform Beanie Baby collectors that all
imports from the PDC will be halted. All foreign aid monies to
the PDC and all IMF etc funds are cancelled.
I am not sorry to announce, however, that sales of advanced
technology military equipment to the Republic of Taiwan will
be accelerated. Nor am I sorry to announce that two
additional carrier battle groups will be assigned to patrol the
waters off the coasts of the PDC.
I'm sure I can think of more things to do if I don't have my
airmen and airplane returned by midnight, tonight.
Your friend, GW.
Neal F. Carrier
Holland Patent, NY
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