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WERE YOUR ANCESTORS BEAMED DOWN BY ALIENS?
NEW DNA EVIDENCE
Scientists at The National Academy for the Study of
UFOs have confirmed the existence of the "UFO
chromosome." Working with DNA recovered from the aliens
of the Roswell, New Mexico crash, the scientists have
discovered that the "UFO chromosome" is also present in
some humans. This discovery confirms that aliens have
been breeding with humans for centuries and beaming
their progeny back to earth.
For the "low" price of $10,000, they will test your DNA
to see if you have the "UFO chromosome." While the test
will not tell which ancestor had the "UFO chromosome,"
there are several ways to identify that ancestor. For
such ancestors to conceal their identity:
(1) They moved every few years;
(2) Their surname was unique in jurisdictions where
they lived;
(3) The (alien) county clerk ensured that their
marriage bonds and other records were lost, their deeds
were set aside and never recorded, and their probate
files would disappear;
(4) The (alien) census taker either would not list them
or would list them twice with slight variations;
(5) The family Bible was sent "west" with the youngest
unmarried daughter, who later married a "Mr. Smith;"
(6) The land with the family cemetery was sold to
outsiders, who used the headstones to make a sidewalk;
(7) Their church did not believe in recording vital
statistics;
(8) They told tall tales about their relationship to
someone famous;
(9) They started rumors that they were born in England
and arrived in Virginia with two brothers (one of whom
was born in France, the other in Sweden). To conceal
their identities, one brother moved to Georgia, another
to Maine, and the third stayed in Virginia; and
(10) when all else failed and they were in real and
present danger of discovery, the court house
"accidentally" would burn.
If you can prove that your ancestor was beamed down by
aliens, you qualify to purchase a history of the Alien
Family, complete with the Alien coat of arms suitable
for display.
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Review: RootsWeb's Genealogy News, Vol. 4, No. 29, 18
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