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From: "Joke of the Day" <Joker(a)joker.org>
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Albert walks in to his doctor's office for his yearly
physical exam as he has done the same time every year
that the can remember. The doctor takes him through all
of the motions, does the normal tests and then leaves to
get the results. After about 15 minutes the doctor
returns with a very sad look on his face.
"Well Doc, what kind of shape am I in this time?" , Albert
asks.
"Albert, I don't know what to say. The news is bad. Really
bad." says the doctor.
"What is it Doc?" asks Albert.
"I hate to have to give you such bad news. I can't find the
words to tell you. I really don't know what to say."
Albert, being a strong man who appreciates straight talk,
tells the doctor: "Ok, don't beat around the bush. Tell me
what you know. I can take it".
"Well", says the doctor, "let me put it this way. I think
that you should go to Arkansas and visit the hot springs
there for a nice relaxing mud bath. Spend some time soaking
in the mud."
"Oh, so I need to relax a little bit, eh? Will that cure me
Doc?" asks Albert.
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But it will help you get used to being covered in dirt."
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