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----- Original Message -----
From: Frank Vorhees
To: terrie(a)tdi.net ; Tammy ; Stachia ; Shelley Norton ; Regina ; Regina ; Marsha ;
Leyh1222(a)aol.com ; Kyle & Brenda Smith ; Jules ; Jaque ; Jack Regan ; Jack ; J SNYDER
; Greg ; Diana ; ED
Sent: Monday, July 24, 2000 4:25 PM
1. My Wife
> >
> >So here I sit, in all my glory...
> >Lend me an ear, and I'll tell ya a story...
> >I once had a wife--she was such a dear,
> >Then came the Net, and it all disappeared!
> >
> >Now there she sits, for hours on end...
> >don't care where I'm goin', don't care where I've been.
> >It could be three, or it could be nine...
> >she really doesn't care, long as she's online.
> >
> >She gets outta work and rushes home,
> >She comes in yelling at me, "Get off the phone!"
> >Where is the hug? Where is my kiss?
> >But she's at the computer--that's all she missed!
> >
> >Talking to cyber friends, checking the mail
> >I might as well be in a Cyber Jail!
> >My stomach's growling--it's so unfair!
> >No clean dishes and no clean underwear!
> >
> >Drink me a beer, stare at the walls
> >I'll pick at my teeth and roam the halls,
> >Farting and burping what a sight to see...
> >Can you believe she's there?? When she could be with ME!
> >