----- Original Message -----
From: Martha J Kilman
To: Charlotte Manuel
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Sent: Sunday, October 28, 2001 9:33 PM
Subject: Fw: Last Laugh
----- Original Message -----
From: Roald & Patti Young
Sent: Sunday, October 28, 2001 11:30 AM
To: Martha Jane Kilman
Subject: Last Laugh
Subject: Fw: Last Laugh
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> Mullah Mohammed Hasan Akhund, the deputy Taliban leader, and George W.
Bush
> agree to meet in Kabul for the first round of talks in a new
anti-terrorism
> process. When George sits down, he notices three buttons on the arm of
> Akhund's chair.
>
> They begin talking. After about five minutes Akhund presses the first
button.
> A boxing glove springs out of a box on the desk and punches Bush in the
face.
> Annoyed, Bush carries on talking as Akhund laughs. A few minutes later
the
> second button is pressed. This time a big boot comes out and
kicks Bush
in
> the shin. Again Akhund laughs, and again George carries on
talking, not
> wanting to put off the bigger issue of peace between the two countries.
But
> when the third button is pressed and another boot comes out and kicks
Bush
> square in the privates, he's finally had enough.
>
> "I'm headin' back home," he calmly tells the Afghan.
"We'll finish these
> talks in Washington in two weeks!"
>
> A fortnight passes and Akhund flies to the United States for talks. As
the
> two men sit down, Akhund notices three buttons on Bush's
chair arm and
> prepares himself for the Texan's retaliation.
>
> They begin talking and George presses the first button. Akhund ducks,
but
> nothing happens. George snickers but they continue talking. A
few
minutes
> later he presses the second button. Akhund jumps up, but again
nothing
> happens. Bush roars with laughter. They continue the talks but when the
> third button is pressed, Akhund jumps up again, but again nothing
happens.
> Bush falls on the floor in a fit of hysterics.
>
> "Forget this," says Akhund. "I'm going back to Afghanistan!"
>
> George W. says, through tears of laughter, "What Afghanistan??"
>
>
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